We do not provide all of the forms of contracts we have prepared for our clients over the years, since there is a great danger of misapplication.
On the other hand, we provide this not-to-be-used, tongue-in-cheek, worthless, provision, in the event you can’t resist yourself:
10.1 End of the World. Upon the occurrence of the end of the world before full payment and performance of the Notes and Drafts, the Notes and Drafts, at the option of the Holder, will become immediately due and payable in full and may be enforced against the Company and any available terrestrial, extra-terrestrial or spiritual procedure. For remedial purposes and for purposes of determining the relative equities of the parties, the Company, by virtue of its attorneys, will be deemed to be aligned with forces of light, and the obligor and its attorneys will be deemed to be aligned with the forces of darkness, regardless of actual ultimate terrestrial, extra-terrestrial or spiritual destinations of the Company or the obligors or any of their particular officers.
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